Mary Kate Olsen - Close Up

Mary Kate Olsen

This is certainly the Mary Kate Olsen stride but something went wrong and I made her profile look like that of Rachel Zoe, the oft-criticized stylist to the stars who is now starring in her own reality show, "The Rachel Zoe Project" on Bravo. I'll do another drawing of Mary Kate - a close-up of her face - and try to get it right this time.

Sam Ronson & Lindsay Lohan

All the best to Sam and Lindsay.

George Clooney - That's Who!

George Clooney, star of the upcoming BURN AFTER READING film directed by Joel and Ethan Coen starring such cinematic notables as Frances McDormand, father-of-six Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, and the lovely Tilda Swinton, is depicted here emphatically making a point.

Guess Who?

Who is this celebrity? If you guess correctly - and supply your email address - I might just send you a print or the original.

Once he's been identified, I'll finish the image and post the result.

Pamela Anderson at Sea

Hey Sailor! Premiering this Sunday August 3 on E! is Pamela Anderson's new reality show, Pam: Girl on the Loose.

Pamela is known for her marriage (and the resulting honeymoon tape) to rocker Tommy Lee, a union that yielded two sons. In 2006 she married Kid Rock and split from him four months later. This past March she married Rick Solomon - apparently because she lost a bet. That marriage was annulled in a hurry.

Tune in to the show and see who she marries next!

George Clooney, Poolside

George Clooney, this generation's gritty Cary Grant, is rumored to have a place on Lake Cuomo in northern Italy. I like to believe that this image portrays Clooney at his Lake Cuomo Estate. I guess he's had enough of the ocean. You can see Clooney at his best in the goofy yet wonderful "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou" (Cohen Brothers, 2000) and in the moody "Michael Clayton" (Tony Gilroy, 2007). He was also good in "Out of Sight" (Steven Soderbergh, 1998) with Jennifer Lopez and in "Oceans 11, 12, & 13." I also liked him in "Solaris" and "Syriana."

Should anything happen to the UK and all of its subjects, I do believe George Clooney would be the frontrunner for any future productions involving James Bond. Just a hypothetical of course, wouldn't want to scare Ronnie UK.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Angelina Jolie (pregnant with Shiloh) relaxes on the sands of Africa with newly adopted Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Brad Pitt.

Jolie-Pitt Crew

Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Brad Pitt, Zahara Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Pax Jolie-Pitt crowd a boat some time before the arrival of the twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt. Vivienne's middle name is the name of Jolie's late mother. The twins were born in Nice, France and their births mark the 5th and 6th additions to the Jolie-Pitt brood.

I can't decide if they're the luckiest family on Earth or if Brad and Angelina are going to wake up some day soon and say, "What have we done?" Perhaps both.

All the best to the Jolie-Pitt Crew. Hope the babies are thriving and mom is getting some decent naps.

They Know About Hits

Just friends or hitting it?

Yankees slugger and MVP superstar Alex Rodriguez, also known as A-Rod, and megastar pop icon Madonna, frequently referred to as Madge, have been appearing in the press recently under the rumor that they're having an affair - of the heart or otherwise.

It's no one's business but theirs.

Twin J-Los, Twin Prop Engines

The Lopez/Anthony family of four arrives. Movie star, designer, and singer, Jennifer Lopez, and her movie star, pop icon husband, Marc Anthony, arrive safely with their well-wrapped twins, Max and Emme.

Jake Moves In

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal enjoy some Starbuck's as they walk through a farmer's market carrying groceries. US magazine recently reported that the two have moved in together. All the best, Reese and Jake.